When Your 11 Year-Old Stages a Photo Shoot...

Sophia apparently decided to stage a photo shoot with her sister and brother last week.  The pictures are so funny I had to share! 

 

A Sunset Hike Sounded Like a Good Idea...

We had beautiful weather Friday and no swim team practice to rush off to so I got the idea that we could do a quick hike right after the kids got out of school.  I thought we might even get to watch the sun set.  It sounded like such a good idea! 

The weather was perfect. The views were amazing.  We were just a little short on time and didn't quite anticipate how slippery the hike might actually be.  But we had a lot of fun.  And we laughed a lot! 

We headed up to Pilot's Knob where Daniel Boone famously looked over this beautiful bluegrass country.  We didn't have quite enough time to take the full trail up so we had to go off-trail and scramble our way up to the top.  It took us about an hour to reach the top.  Check out these amazing views! 

 

 

 

Then we needed to get down quickly.  The sun was setting. So we went straight down the side of the mountain.  And man, it was muddy and slippery (and steeper than it looks).  Chris and the kids all slipped and fell down a lot.  In this picture, all of them were falling down!  So of course I had to take a picture. Sam had slid further down the mountain and was waiting for everyone to catch up.

And me, Miss Clumsy herself, managed to stay upright.  It wasn't pretty, but I had a large stick I used like a ski pole - I dug in and slowly moved down a few feet at a time.  I looked ridiculous, but I stayed up.  The kids sure got a kick out of watching Chris fall!  Honestly, I did too!  We really had to race back down to the car, but we made it just before it got really dark out there.  We'll definitely do it again though...the views are worth it! 

Happy New Year from the Moons!

{Due to printer problems, we kept our "print edition" of our annual Christmas Moon Tribune a bit smaller this year, so this is our digital version.  We pray you will all have a blessed 2015}

Three young girls went missing in Stanton, Ky., this fall while attempting to summit a massive pile of dirty laundry on their bedroom floor.  Sources say the girls had been ordered by their parents to clean up the clothes but refused — instead opting to scale the mound without safety harnesses. They were rescued and brought to safety hours later.

"It was a little dicey, but we were able to hang on until help arrived,” said Sophia Moon, 11, the oldest of the three sisters.  She claims the girls were helped when they found a snorkel amid the cast-off clothing, enabling them to breathe despite the fumes of what local officials call “girl funk.” The snorkel was a regular piece of equipment for the girls, who all are competitive swimmers. Their mother, Mary, says the device had been lost weeks earlier.

Rescue officials originally scoffed at the idea that children actually could become trapped amid their own pile of laundry. However, the victims were the Moon sisters — Sophia, Anna, and Isabella — and had recently moved to a new home in Kentucky where they were forced by their parents to share a single bedroom.

The Moon sisters are well known for their sloppiness — much to their parents’ dismay.  “Isabella sometimes goes missing for days,” said their father, Chris Moon, who led the family to Stanton, Ky., as pastor of a local church.

Isabella Moon, 8, emerged from the pile of clothes without her front two teeth. She claimed they just got loose and eventually fell out. Her father said he believes her pile of Barbie dolls gave way, injuring her in an avalanche. Considered the “girly girl” among the sisters, Isabella just smiled.  "Thister Thusie Thittin’ on a Thistle!” she kept saying, over and over.

Anna Moon, 9, the middle sister, refused to give an account of the climbing incident. She just said she kept telling her sisters that the whole thing was a bad idea.  “And it was,” she said resolutely.

The Moons new home is located right across the street from their new church. The girls said they got the idea for their so-called adventure from the hours they had spent hiking on the  trails in the area. They often spend weekends hiking trails in the nearby Red River Gorge. Their brother, parents and dog accompany them.

“I would never do anything like that,” said Sam Moon, 6, shaking his head and winking mischievously while petting the family beagle (known as Max). “My sisters are crazy!" 

Sam has become known in the family as a strong swimmer, taking after his sisters. Sam joined his sisters swimming this year for the local Swimchester Sailfish (in Winchester, Ky.) and has mastered the freestyle and backstroke.  His butterfly and breaststroke “are still a little rough,” according to his mother Mary though he continues to learn more at each practice. Unfortunately, swimming was of little help in the dirty clothes rescue operation.

Sam did attempt to rescue his sisters by shooting at them with a Nerf gun. He was disappointed when that didn’t actually help much.  Max the Beagle also briefly tried to assist. He ate a sock. The following day, he threw it up. No one seemed to be very surprised.

The girls were finally rescued when their father brought out one of the family’s kayaks. The girls slid down their dirty clothes pile in it. Since moving to Kentucky, their father has become rather obsessed with kayaking.  “We have three of them now,” Mary said, shaking her head. “It’s been expensive … and fun.” She paused, and then added, “Did I say it was expensive?”

Chris Moon didn’t hear that comment as he was chasing Max, a sock dangling out of his mouth.

 

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Editor's Note:

We hope you enjoy the Moon Tribune!  As you probably know, we have had a big year. Chris is now senior pastor at Stanton Christian Church in Stanton, Ky. This has been a big change for our family — the first time we have lived outside of Kansas! The transition has been a blessing. There are SO MANY wonderful people in our new church home. Chris likes preaching, and God has blessed our family with a really good situation here in Kentucky.

Of course, there have been some challenges, and we would like your prayers. Our new community is in one of the poorest regions in the nation. There are a lot of challenges here, but also a lot of opportunities to speak about the good news we have in Christ. Please pray that that happens.

Also, please pray for our children. For the most part, the transition has been a good one. But they still miss their friends and church in Kansas, and their transition to their new schools has been more difficult than we had hoped.  The kids have been able to keep up their swimming year-round.  And the girls all ran cross country on the school team this fall. They did quite well running long distance and each made the “All Conference” team representing the Pirates.

All the while, Mary is doing well, adjusting to a little slower pace of life here — without all the PTA, PDO, and children’s ministry duties. It won’t be much longer before she’s into a million different things, but for now she’s trying to survive all the loads of the laundry! 

We want you to know that we miss all of you, and you are in our prayers. God bless!

 

 

Over the river and through the woods...

...to grandmother's house we go!  Oh. My. Gosh!  We just got back from our first ever (non-Colorado) family vacation.  And I am tired!  We packed a ton into 10 days and were never more than a few feet away from each other.  Day and night.  In the car...in the tent...all day and all night long...for 10 days, folks.  That's a lot of time together!  And it was really more like 3 separate trips. 

First Trip; Swim Meet:
All four kids swam at a three day swim meet at the University of Tennessee.  It was an awesome pool!  Together they swam 40 races.  It was a bit exhausting, but they all did really great and Sam got to swim at his first big meet!  And the funny thing is, he's even ranked as one of the top 10 (6 and under boys) swimmers in the state for the events he swam.  There just aren't that many little guys competing! 

 

Second Trip; Tent Camping:
When we left the swim meet we started on our camping trip spending the first night in the Smoky Mountain National Park.  It was gorgeous!  Chris and I had honeymooned there, so it was nice to visit again.  We camped in the mountains...in November...next to a river.  It got cold at night, down to 34.  And it sounded like we were sleeping next to a waterfall.  But it was awesome!  Hotdogs, s'mores and hot chocolate all taste better by campfire!

Travelling....we were packed in there with all the swim meet stuff, camping gear, food, clothes and, of course, Max.

 

This was our campsite in the Smoky Mountains.  Beautiful, but a little cold!   

 

 

We left the swim meet with a lot of wet swim towels so we tried to dry them on a line.  It was just too cold and wet though and a few hours later when we took them down I think they were actually wetter! 

 

 

Aren't they cute when they're asleep?
 

The next day we headed over to Charleston, SC to camp.  It was a more "citified" campground, but nice just the same.  In the morning the kids got to see the ocean for the first time!  The water was cold, but they were able to get their feet wet, find seashells, and watch people surf and kayak.   It was a lot of fun!

 

 

When we travel, we rarely eat out.  We pack lots of food to make sandwiches.  It's nice to find a city park or a nearby lake to eat at and lets us see a little more than just the highway. 

 

 

We also get to play really fabulous games Chris makes up like "kick the pinecone!"  Friends, we are nothing but cool!

 

 

Third Trip; Florida Tourist:

Next we went down to visit Chris' parents in The Villages - a gigantic retirement community where they live most of the year.  Our first day in Florida we went to Disney's Magic Kingdom.  We had one-day passes as Christmas gifts and were excited to finally use them.  And, um, just wow!  There really aren't words, are there?  From the amazing design and architecture, lights and sounds to the crowds, lines and oh the stores!  It's quite an experience and the kids loved every minute of it! 

 

We all rode Space Mountain.  It. Was. Awesome!  Sam sat in front of me, and honestly, I'm not even sure if he was tall enough to ride the ride.  We never looked and nobody asked us.  What kind of parents are we?  He cried the whole way...I felt so bad for him.  When we got off the ride (and he finished crying) he said, "Mom, I don't think I was ready for that....and I don't think I want to see stars for a really long time."  After buying a hat and a watch, the teller gave him a big button to wear that said "I conquered Space Mountain."  He loved it! 

Papa and Gigi had a lot of fun riding all the rides.  Each adult had a partner for the day to ride rides with and keep track of...it worked out really well!   
 

 

Our "littles" had a great view to watch the parade.

 

 

Aren't they adorable?  Talking about all they stuff they just bought!  They finally understood why I made them save all their Christmas and birthday money. 

 

We survived!  Waiting for the tram back to the car with really sore feet! 
 

 

The next day we headed down near Tampa to go to Clearwater Beach.  It really was beautiful and warm enough the kids could swim in the ocean.  

 

Then our last day in Florida we spent in Jane and Howard's retirement community where more people drive golf carts than cars!  This is the parking along the streets! 

 

And for my UK friends...
 

 

And, just because...

 

 

 

We saw a movie, went swimming and the kids went to listen to music and dance in the square while Chris and I went on a date night.  Nice!  

Finally, we headed home.  We had originally planned to camp one more night...but we were tired and ready to be in our own beds so we drove all the way home and got in around 1am.  And we are celebrating tonight because we are finally caught up on all the laundry and missed homework! 

Family Picture Outtakes

Every fall since Sophia was born we have taken family pictures.  She's 11 now, so we've taken a lot of pictures!  As our family has grown, we've learned a few things.  We started out in the JCPenney Portrait studio.  It was easy and inexpensive, but they just can't pose bigger families well in their tiny studios.  Every picture started to look the same - all very stuffy.  And they really love their fake fireplace backgrounds!  I just don't get it. 

We finally bit the bullet and started using a professional photographer.  We love outdoor casual pictures and while the professionals are expensive, the quality of the pictures are worth it.  We found a great photographer that allowed us to just buy the rights to our pictures on a CD and then we printed them ourselves.  This is the way to go, my friends!

This year we tried something different.  I'm not sure we'll try it again though.  We haven't really been here long enough to find a great photographer so we decided to let Chris try to do our pictures himself.  He's got a lot of experience from his reporting and freelancing days, so he knows a thing or two.  But, taking pictures for a newspaper or magazine job is very different than taking your own family photos. 

First problem:   He didn't have a tripod or a remote.  Because that would be too easy.  So he was looking for tree stumps, large rocks, the hood of the car, and other things to prop the camera on.  He also packed a few Rubbermaid containers and stacked them up in the middle of the road/trail for a few shots.  Nice!  Nothing says classy like stacked Rubbermaids!  Picture him posing us, setting the timer, and dashing in and squeezing into each picture.  Fun times.

Second problem:  Sam.  Seriously, as you'll see from some of the pictures below, the kids is a total goof and if he's in a mood, he is just not going to listen (and follow) directions at all.  He is the king of funny faces and exaggerated reactions.  If Chris told him to move a tiny bit to his left, he would move six feet away.  Not going to lie -- this was incredibly frustrating.  It took us about three times longer than normal to take pictures this year and we were at least 1000 times more miserable! 

We haven't picked our favorite pictures yet out of the bunch, because surprisingly we actually got some good ones!  But here are a few that didn't make the cut.  Some of these Chris took, and some I took with my phone as I watched the ridiculousness of it all! 

 

Here, Chris is on the edge of a short drop-off trying to get the kids' pictures. 

 

Here he is after slipping and falling down! 

 

 

And here are the kids' reactions!

 

This is exactly how a lot of our pictures turned out.  Look at Sam.  Seriously a disaster!

 

This one is so funny!  Sophia's clearly caught up in watching what Sam is doing off to the side.  Yes, he is that goofy!

 

He kept trying to photo bomb the pictures too!

So we finally just let him be himself thinking he might get it out of his system.  We're still waiting for that to happen! 

 

 

 

So we discovered that not only are the professional photographer's actual pictures worth the extra money, but their trained ability to manage kids like Sam is truly priceless!  We saved a bunch of money this year on our pictures.  We got some really good ones I'll show you soon.  But, it really was a miserable and very long process so I'm not sure if we'll try it this again or not.  But we survived, and they're done!  And I guess that's all that really matters in the end!